Posted 1 day ago

collegehumor:

Pull in case of finals

Red Bull comes out of the ceiling sprinklers, which is great during Finals, but only fuels the flames of a fire.

(Source: College Humor)

Posted 2 days ago

25 DEEP Questions.

  1. 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
  2. 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
  3. 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
  4. 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
  5. 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
  6. 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
  7. 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
  8. 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
  9. 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
  10. 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
  11. 11. Does love = sex?
  12. 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
  13. 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
  14. 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
  15. 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
  16. 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
  17. 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
  18. 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
  19. 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
  20. 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
  21. 22. Are you old fashioned?
  22. 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
  23. 24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
  24. 25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
  25. These are so much better than those other boring questions! So what are you waiting for, drop a question in my ask if you have a few seconds to spare! XO
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k0ga-licious:

MAGGIE MEG NATHANIEL SDLFHSLGHSDLKF CAN THIS PLEASE BE A THING LMFAOOOO

oh my god. YES.

(Source: halliebadger)

Posted 3 days ago

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

Posted 3 days ago

I don’t support gay marriage.

k0ga-licious:

I think that’s stupid as fuck.

I support LOVE. I support MARRIAGE. Marriage EQUALITY. Why does it have to be called gay marriage? It’s marriage no matter what the gender of the two people are getting married. Why does love have to be so chopped up like this? It’s total crap.

Boo.

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